I stopped dead in my tracks. “C’mon, Melody. Don’t be shy. You know that no one will notice, unless they are looking,” he chided. “Yeah…but you’re gonna make them notice. I know you,” I whispered. Ben chuckled softly, and then gently pulled me inside. The store was empty, except for a single employee, who was leaning against the cash register; bored. She was pretty, with long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail and big blue eyes, which were staring at me. Ben stopped to talk with her a moment, leaving me feeling very obvious. In my mind, I just knew that she could see my goods and was gonna call the cops. I was almost certain that I was gonna get arrested for public indecency. “Good morning…uh…Amy, could you direct me to the produce section?” Ben asked, cordially. “Yeah…two rows to your left; in the back,” her soft voice said. He thanked her and led me to our destination. As we left, I glanced back and saw her watching us, intently. A streak of green jealousy surrounded me, and I. ✧ ✧ ✧How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?He forgot to wrap his Whopper.✧ ✧ ✧I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.She said she didn’t have time.✧ ✧ ✧Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?They couldn’t close his casket.✧ ✧ ✧Say what you want about pedophiles... But at least they drive slow through the school zones. ✧ ✧ ✧What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?Finding out it was traced.✧ ✧ ✧What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?She gagged.✧ ✧ ✧What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?A hockey player showers after 3 periods.✧ ✧ ✧What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?They both barely cover the asshole.✧ ✧ ✧I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.✧ ✧ ✧What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?They both smell it but they can’t eat it.✧ ✧ ✧What do pimps and farmers have in common?They both.
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